Health Potions
| Name | Stars | Description | Healing Points | Exp. | Skill Exp. | Strength Exp. | Will Exp. |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Placebo Health Potion | 1 | It actually makes you feel better, plus it tastes like sugar! As weak as health potions come. | 200 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Children's Health Potion | 2 | Tastes like cherries mixed with turpentine. For your 'owie' level injuries. | 400 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Standard Health Potion | 3 | Take orally. Do not exceed recommended dosage. Do not attempt to operate heavy weaponry after use. If pain continues, buy more potion. | 500 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Cure-All Health Potion | 4 | For those persistent nagging injuries, like balverine gouges andd sword wounds, it pays to spring for the good stuff. | 600 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Live Forever Health Potion | 5 | Like being shot in the face at point-blank range with healthiness. The very strongest health potion available. | 700 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Java Potions
| Name | Stars | Description | Healing Points | Exp. | Skill Exp. | Strength Exp. | Will Exp. |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Instant Java Potion | 1 | Made from beans that were crushed to a fine powder and robbed of all but a trace of their natural essence, which would be criminal had the beans not been canephora rubbish to start with. Java potions cause your health to restore gradually for a limited period of time, as well as giving you an experience boost. | 50 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 2 |
| Sleepy Bean Java Potion | 2 | Light, acrid java carelessly brewed. There's more energy in a languid limpet. Java potions cause your health to restore gradually for a limited period of time, as well as giving you an experience boost. | 100 | 0 | 10 | 10 | 10 |
| Percolated Java Potion | 3 | The java of choice from Oakridge to Wraithmarsh for villagers with a surplus of work to do and a deficit of taste. Java potions cause your health to restore gradually for a limited period of time, as well as giving you an experience boost. | 200 | 0 | 50 | 50 | 50 |
| Obsidian Java Potion | 4 | Created by forcing hot water through beans heavily roasted in the Fairfax tradition, this potent java requires the use of a specialized machine made from decommissioned clockwork rifles. Java potions cause your health to restore gradually for a limited period of time, as well as giving you an experience boost. | 400 | 0 | 250 | 250 | 250 |
| Mustela Java Potion | 5 | The beans that constitute this specially-branded java potion have been eaten and subsequently evacuated by rare Samarkandian weasels. The gastrointestinal process result in a radically stronger, smoother potion that will appeal to serious connoisseurs of the mighty bean. Java potions cause your health to restore gradually for a limited period of time, as well as giving you an experience boost. | 800 | 0 | 1250 | 1250 | 1250 |
XP Potions
| Name | Stars | Description | Healing Points | Exp. | Skill Exp. | Strength Exp. | Will Exp. |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bad XP Potion | 1 | Staggeringly weak experience potion. On the Hoggins-McGuffy Experience Scale. It barely registers a 'burned my tongue on some hot tea.' | 0 | 100 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Watered Down XP Potion | 2 | A weak experience potion. On the Hoggins-McGuffy Experience Scale, it's roughly equivalent to 'ran into an old friend at the market.' | 0 | 500 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Concentrated XP Potion | 3 | A moderate experience potion. On the Huggins-McGuffy Experience Scale, it's approximately equivalent to 'followed my favorite bard on his national tours.' | 0 | 2500 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Enriched XP Potion | 4 | A strong, potent experience potion. On the Huggins-McGuffy Experience Scale, it's six times more experiential than 'backpacked through the Albion hinterlands.' | 0 | 12500 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Pure Experience Extracted | 5 | Almost terrifyingly strong experience potion. On the Huggins-McGuffy Experience Scale, it's worth 17 'laughed in the face of death and lived to tell the tales.' | 0 | 62500 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Skill Potions
| Name | Stars | Description | Healing Points | Exp. | Skill Exp. | Strength Exp. | Will Exp. |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Clumsy Skill Potion | 1 | Tying your shoelaces requires more adroitness than the meager experience brewed into this potion. | 0 | 0 | 100 | 0 | 0 |
| Fumbling Skill Potion | 2 | Always dropping things? Tired of hitting your thumb with a hammer? This skill potion could be the answer for you. | 0 | 0 | 500 | 0 | 0 |
| Practiced Skill Potion | 3 | It's the liquid equivalent of practicing for a week. It's no wonder it tastes like sweat. | 0 | 0 | 2500 | 0 | 0 |
| Adept Skill Potion | 4 | Inject knowledge directly into your nerves and muscles with this highly potent brew. | 0 | 0 | 12500 | 0 | 0 |
| Expert Skill Potion | 5 | The specially treated remains of over a dozen grandmasters of dexterity have been distilled into this extraordinary concoction. | 0 | 0 | 62500 | 0 | 0 |
Strength Potions
| Name | Stars | Description | Healing Points | Exp. | Skill Exp. | Strength Exp. | Will Exp. |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Beetle Strength Potion | 1 | Harness the astounding power of sugar to build yourself up to Beetle Strength! Warning: Beetle Strength is not proportional. | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 | 0 |
| Hobbe Strength Potion | 2 | The combat drink of short angry champions! 100% natural state ingredients. | 0 | 0 | 0 | 500 | 0 |
| Balverine Strength Potion | 3 | The high impact combat drink your muscles crave! Contains no actual balvorn byproducts. | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2500 | 0 |
| Troll Strength Potion | 4 | Get big faster with the combat drink favored by the Crucible champs! Disclaimer: Contents neither endorsed nor recommended by the Crucible Regulatory Association of Albion. | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12500 | 0 |
| Thunder's Strength Potion | 5 | The most powerful potion modern alchemists have ever concocted. They claim it contains traces of the powdered bones of the Hero known as Thunder. | 0 | 0 | 0 | 62500 | 0 |
Will Potions
| Name | Stars | Description | Healing Points | Exp. | Skill Exp. | Strength Exp. | Will Exp. |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Crushed Wheat Will Potion | 1 | The recipe for this Will potion was devised by an Old Kingdom scholar to help her find loose change in seat cushions. | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| Attenuated Will Potion | 2 | This low grade Will potion will enhance your arcane powers enough to repel vicious dragon-squirrels. | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 500 |
| Infused Will Potion | 3 | An adequate Will potion to help you move past the awkward 'Fun at dinner parties' level of ability. | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2500 |
| Concentrated Will Potion | 4 | A vigorous, potent Will potion, for the Hero who's a little more than 'power-hungry' but not yet ready for 'power-mad.' | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12500 |
| Undiluted Will Potion | 5 | An unconscionably powerful Will potion. You may not have an immediate intention to tear reality asunder and destroy the cosmos, but it's nice to keep your options open. | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 62500 |
Special Potions
Potion of Life
The same sect of Old Kingdom alchemists who are said to have solved the secret of immortality also created the recipe for this life-prolonging potion. Few have the knowledge or the skill to brew it successfully now.
- This potion will heal the player by 1000 points as well as extending their health meter by 50 points.
Resurrection Phial
It's a good idea to keep one of these invaluable potions in your inventory. Should your health drop to zero, the Resurrection Phial will automatically revive you, while preventing any of the inconveniences associated with defeat, such as experience loss and scarring. Smells faintly of lavender.
- Normally, when the player dies they get scarred and lose experience, but if they have one of these in their inventory this will not happen.
Potion of Transmogrification
This is a one-of-a-kind potion that is found in Fairfax Tomb, hidden under Fairfax Castle. Drinking this potion will cause the player to have an irreversible sex change. This decision must be made in the tomb because the potion evaporates if you leave without drinking it.